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Funny quotes 7

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.
  
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

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