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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
  
Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.


Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.

He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed.

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